If you joined us for last year's TF2 Halloween Special, then you're probably reading this with white hair in an insane asylum, because it was pretty darn scary. If this is your first Halloween Special, we should warn you: These introductions have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder]

Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. On an unrelated note, there's something we forgot to tell you: Last year's TF2 Halloween Update scared you so bad that you died and are a ghost. Also, what's that behind you? Oh, it's just someone drinking a bottle of sparkling water. Oh wait it's a skeleton! [sound of creaking door]

Now that you've gotten a taste of the caliber of scaring you can expect from this update, let's move onto the features: like the all-new Mann Manor map. It’s packed full of spooky surprises like the Haunted Halloween Gift, a gift box that drops randomly. The map also includes Team Fortress's first boss monster, the Horseless Headless Horsemann. Where is his head? Where is his horse? Where are all the Draculas? We know the answer to one of those questions: They're still right behind you!

But that's not all! We've also got plenty of new items in the Mann Co. Store, as well as an all-new gift wrapping feature. [sound of a gift being wrapped... by The Mummy! Well, at least it's a gift oh no it's a CURSE]

Enjoy the update... to the change of address form at the Post Office, because your new address is the cemetery because you've been buried alive! [sound of your parents paying for an expensive unnecessary funeral]

These achievements do not know fear! They do not know pity! They will not stop until you are dead,
or have earned them! Plus! Now's your chance to collect any of last year's Scarechievments you missed.