"People often ask me, 'Demoman, is blowing up robots nearly as rewarding as blowing up live, screaming, flesh-and-blood human beings?'' And to those people I say 'Get out of my house! How did you get in here?!'. Then, after realising I am not in my own house, but am lying amongst a pile of empty bottles in a public park, I pause for a moment, then say 'Yes! Of course I'm happy with my job! How dare you question my life choices!'. Things have never been better."